The Fall of Man, Internet Version
*** God has joined #The Universe
* God creates light
* God creates everything else
** Adam has joined
O Hai! U beez mah new helper. U can giv names 2 aminals l8r. O, n dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
B sleepy naow. When U wake up, U can haz frend!
*God creates Eve
**Eve has joined
O Hai! U beez Adam's new helper. U can play PENIS GOES WHARE?! l8r, but dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
** God has left
** Snake has joined
Eve: It is delicious fruit. You must eat it.
*Eve eats the fruit
*Adam wakes up
*Eve gives fruit to Adam